ryan

ryan
1. (ryan) (12539↑, 6351↓)
the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING\!

Ryan wants to go to Virginia Beach to vistit one girl he met there on vacation1

2. (Ryan) (7802↑, 3924↓)
A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".

Wow, Ryan, you are such a little king.

3. (Ryan) (5875↑, 3030↓)
a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.

He is a real ryan\! He is not only hot, but a ryan...best of both worlds\!

4. (ryan) (7826↑, 5501↓)
A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers

I wanna be ryan\! Fuck you\!

5. (Ryan) (5455↑, 3901↓)
A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag. All the woman want him\! He has 11 1/2 inches. Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.

Ryan is bad ass i wanna be him\!

Author: notorius big http://ryan.urbanup.com/2882908
6. (Ryan) (2292↑, 1237↓)
A man with an 11 incher who picks up a lot of milfs at the library.

That guy is such a Ryan

7. (Ryan) (2520↑, 1523↓)
a straight up G who basically goes to the fullest extent without any question or doubt from anybody in the whole world. To be a Ryan is a blessing from God. Some are fortunate, while others aren't. To abuse a Ryan is an ethical crime punishable by permanent confinement in purgatory. Ryans can frequently be seen doing things common to players, G's, OG's, real rappers, politically concious and extremely intelligent people boarding onto savants, but not because that would just be conceited.

"Ryan is such a G\!" "Dang Ryan sure does go, I wish i was like him." "Did you see Ryan today. Yeah, I couldn't believe my eyes, he looked so hot, I basically had an orgasm in my pants."

8. (Ryan) (824↑, 124↓)
An Irish name meaning "little king". A person worthy of the name Ryan is indeed a person of true royalty. A handsome gentleman with a charming smile. Has the greatest respect for life and people, especially women. A great sense of humor, easy going and modest. An even greater sense of adventure. But has been known to fall to grips of an adrenaline lust, often risking himself for a thrill seek. A person that believes in all people, until they have proven otherwise, and even then might still believe in you. His mind is amazing, slightly insane but pure genius, the only force stronger is his heart. To be loved by, is to be… Truly... Loved. Loves a challenge, but often doesn’t often accept the reward. Gives his heart and soul to the people he cares for. He is either on top of the world smiling ear to ear or underneath it trying to lift still offering an occasional smirk. He can be explosive so don’t shake too much. But otherwise can truly accomplish anything. Synonymous with Perfection…. Perfection is defined by its flaws. A great Leader, consider him yours

Wow, That was Amazing\! Well, I mean I should have known, he is Ryan

Author: peppergirl345 http://ryan.urbanup.com/4547889
9. (Ryan) (864↑, 221↓)
A very lovable guy, nice, funny, friendly and very very attractive, he'll sweep you off your feet.

He's so sweet, he's such a Ryan

Author: GUESSWHOITIS.BOO http://ryan.urbanup.com/4199661
10. (Ryan) (689↑, 160↓)
A man who, simply by nature, surpasses all other men. This man has more coolness in one molecule than all other men do in their entire body\! Men aspire to be like him in all ways\! Penis size, attractiveness, level of intellect, and general kick assness.

That guy is such a douche... Now Ryan on the other hand, he is one kick ass motherfucker\!

11. (Ryan) (1014↑, 595↓)
Ryan is a loving, caring, and amazing person. He's a real sweetheart and knows how to be a gentlemen. This person has a pretty awesome girlfriend. He is loved by most. But those you love him back open up the real side of him. This guy is one of a kind. A man you could marry. A man you could spend the rest of your life with. He doesn't take bullshit, and likes to deal with it in a violent manner. Very soft hearted for the ones he loves.

I love you so muchh, Ryan. From your loving girlfriend, Chelsea.

Author: Chelseaaa Reneee http://ryan.urbanup.com/3149952
12. (Ryan) (373↑, 33↓)
An Irish name, which means "Little King" in its roots. A person with the name of Ryan is usually a kind-hearted guy that’s funny with a great sense of humor, honorable, respect for all people, especially women. The only time a Ryan does not show respect is if you piss him off, usually by giving him bullshit, doing something to him that is absolutely uncalled for, or asking dumb questions that requires some common sense to answer. Another thing that may piss him off is doubting him because he’ll go to all lengths to prove you wrong and then he will be mad at you. Be warned: Ryans are usually easy to anger and tough to cool down. Ask nicely (but not immediately after pissing him off), he will forgive you, but usually you will have to owe him one. When talking to him, he is respectful, may interrupt here and there, but above all, a great listener that is only matched by the great advice he gives. With his help, he might try to fix it if you are a close friend, but sometimes ends up screwing it over accidentally. Physically, Ryan has dark hair, hot body and dark eyes, but may not be the tallest or shortest in the area. If you are looking to date someone, then go after Ryan because if you don't, someone else will go after him. He will show more love for his gf than for anyone else, but make sure you don't do anything stupid because that may cause a break up. If he asks for your number (especially if you are a hot girl), DO NOT DENY HIM because it means he sees something in you.

Girl 1: I pissed off Ryan today, despite the fact that I like him because of his personality, and his looks are a bonus. Girl 2: He is very understanding, go talk to him about it. Plus, he might notice you more than others. Girl 1: Good call, I think he will understand, but I will wait a day or two before talking to him, give him time to cool down.

Author: Royce McMillan http://ryan.urbanup.com/4942246
13. (Ryan) (1321↑, 1047↓)
A boy you ask to have his babies.

Stacy: "I want a baby. I guess I should go call a Ryan\!" Kelly: "Ryan's are so icky."

14. (Ryan) (310↑, 48↓)
multi-dimensional personality, sexually open and fearless, and an astounding ability to carry on a conversation that both challenges you intellectually and spiritually. Ryan defines a man that once his mind is made up, he will get what he wants. If you are able to connect with him, you forget what it was like to not know him.

"Ryan is amazing. I've known him all my life, and he knows everything about me. Yeah just was introduced a month ago, so?"

15. (Ryan) (373↑, 148↓)
the most amazing person you will ever meet. he respects girls and is the most amazingingly perfect person you will ever meet.

" i meet this guy the other night, he was such a ryan."

16. (Ryan) (227↑, 57↓)
The most amazing guy ever. He'll always be able to make you laugh; has a great sense of humor. He's smart, too. And don't forget EXTREMELY hot. And talented. And amazing. He's awesome. Everyone should love him.

Person1: Whoa, it's Ryan\! Person2: Yeah, I know. Im jealous.

Author: iAmaPersonAintThatSpecial http://ryan.urbanup.com/4510267
17. (Ryan) (305↑, 162↓)
One of the most common guy names, but usually a great guy. Optimistic, athletic, and sweet. Also, very hot.

Is that a Ryan? Sure seems like it\!

18. (Ryan) (315↑, 186↓)
Ryan is a buff mutherfucker with 22 inch guns and has a huge 10 inch cock and 5 inches and half around gets pussy 5 times a day breakfeast bruch lunch linner and dinner his dick is titanium hard when erect he makes your pussy go into a coma

[Hey did you have sex wit that ryan...] [I think so because my pussy is so sore i had to ice it]

19. (Ryan) (160↑, 32↓)
A warm hearted caring individual whom is a happy and has a great sense of humor and nice to be around..

Ryan is amazing

20. (Ryan) (233↑, 107↓)
The most amazing guy in the world. Usually blonde, sometimes brown hair. You'll fall in love with him easily, and he'll usually have an amazing girlfriend. He tends to make relationship endings very unexpected, and leaves the girl totally heartbroken. Usually brown eyes, sometimes blue. Perfect female match would be Amber. Amazing kisser.

That guy is such a Ryan, but hes with Amber.

Author: i cant do it ): http://ryan.urbanup.com/4466188
21. (Ryan) (191↑, 89↓)
A cool person who can get the pussy in an instant he is wanted by every girl tht see's him hes a great peeson to drink with and he hate little kids and people named ashley and dont fuck with him he will kick ur ass

Ryans a great person to hang out with

Author: Dylan damato http://ryan.urbanup.com/4480847
22. (Ryan) (127↑, 31↓)
An AMAZING guy with many friends; he is very loving of both his family and friends; has a great sense of humor. known to be quite uncoordinated and maybe called a spaz by some. Has brains. An attractively handsome boy who always smells nice; althletic and loves music. Any girl would be lucky to call Ryan hers.

Once you have Ryan as your friend, you would be stupid to let him go.

23. (ryan) (112↑, 25↓)
the most amazing person ever. he can always make you laugh and uunderstands everything you say even if your having a bad day or being mean to him. your lucky if hes in your life because he makes you smile no matter what. his personality will make you fall for him and his looks are just bonuss. sweetest guy. dont let him go

a ryan

Author: my name written here. http://ryan.urbanup.com/4894211
24. (Ryan) (99↑, 25↓)
Ryan is a bad ass that thinks he is all that. Always trying to get with the ladies, and because of his bad ass attitude, all the ladies want to get with him. What they don't know is that Ryan is one of the most sweetest guys you will ever meet. He is one of those guys that will always be there for you, want to learn a song so then he can sing it to you, want you to feel safe. If you are in a relationship with a Ryan, it would be crazy of you to let him go. You'll regret it and want him back. He give the most amazing cuddles, and the most passionate kisses. He is also a sex machine. You'll never want to get him out of the bed. So under all that bad ass, scene, hardcore jock is the most sweetest guys you will ever meet. He will do anything for that one girl, even if it means not seeing his friends so then you will feel safe. Even if it means missing out on school and his friends just so then he can see you after you've had your surgery so then he knows you're still here. Never let go of your Ryan. You don't know what you've got until it's gone. I Love You Ryan ♥

[Girl 1: Who is that bad ass?] [Girl 2: That's no bad ass, that's my boyfriend. Don't judge him because he's a Ryan] [Girl 1: I want a Ryan] [Girl 2: Then stay the hell away from mine]

25. (Ryan) (92↑, 23↓)
A man who is a crack-shot with any firearm, proficient with throwing knives and unarmed combat. This is also a serious bad ass who won't start the fight, but will sure as hell finish it. He has won every fight he ever fought. Ryan is a survivalist who is prepared for anything, be it nuclear attack, chemical/biological attack, anarchy, or brought on by the extremely unlikely occurrnce of zombies. He is a good friend who will back you up if your in a pickle, but do not piss him off, as he is dead serious and dosent soon forget. He knows the liberals are going to destroy society. A common quote: "Fuck the world, let it burn\!"

-Man, I wish I had a friend like Ryan -I sure don't want to get on Ryan's badside

Author: President of New Ireland http://ryan.urbanup.com/4954393
26. (ryan) (93↑, 25↓)
a person that has a huge heart. loves women and long relationships. He loves going down on girls ;). Listens to good music. is a romantic lover. He's the kind of person you would lose your virginity to or even marry, because if you did that he would love you for the rest of his life. Once you find one don't let him go, hold him close, kiss him, and let him go down at you, because he is a god at giving girls oral ;). He'll always forgive you, because he cares. He's responsible, respectful, and will listen to you if you want to talk. don't ever let him go once you find him:) oh my god i had a date with this guy, he's a true ryan. I think i love him.

oh my god i had a date with this guy, he's a true ryan. I think i love him.

27. (Ryan) (86↑, 32↓)
Stubborn and competitive always wants to get his way has a lot to say and will always tell the truth. Knows what he wants but not always how to get it. He can't help how he feels and can be too complient. Sometimes people wish he would just go after what he wants.

Wow I love Ryan

Author: cute and stubburn http://ryan.urbanup.com/4822926
28. (Ryan) (50↑, 6↓)
AMAZING in bed, great personality, very easy to get along with although difficult at times, honestly the best lover there is, it just doesn't get better than a Ryan.

You don't know what sex is until you have met Ryan.

29. (ryan) (53↑, 10↓)
A ryan is someone who is there for you. Can be shy at first but with time and determination will open up his world to you. Loving and caring. Loves to put a smile on your face and give hugs. A ryan is patient and very loveable. Very attractive. Can sometimes be a pain in the ass but then makes up for it in various ways.

Oh what\! yes thats a ryan

Author: converse chick http://ryan.urbanup.com/5237544
30. (Ryan) (57↑, 17↓)
If you want a guy that can make you orgasm than you must find yourself a Ryan\!

18\!\! Multiple multiple orgasms\!\! Then you must find a Ryan\!

31. (Ryan) (36↑, 0↓)
Ryan is a common name that originated from Ireland and means "Little King". When you first look at a Ryan, you don't know what to expect. They're easy to approach and not shy at all. When I first met my Ryan, I made the mistake of not getting to know him. Don't worry if you have made the same mistake, because it's never too late with them. With a wonderful sense of humor, calming voice, and easy to talk to attitude, nobody is ever dissatisfied with a Ryan. A Ryan knows a good person when he meets them, and even though he cares for a lot of people, he will only let special people get to know him. I was special enough, and a Ryan let me in. I have never had somebody who shows their love for me like a Ryan does. Ryan makes me feel like I'm more than just a person on this planet. He's super sweet and adorable. They are always willing to talk, and without Ryan's warm comforting presence I'd be lost. Go find yourself a Ryan. They come in many different shapes and sizes, but no matter the package, they will always make you happy. \<3

I love you Ryan :3

Author: mycyanidegirl http://ryan.urbanup.com/5459673
32. (ryan) (59↑, 30↓)
a really really great guy who can be SERIOUSLY cocky at times. he has great friends and a kick ass personality, but screws girls over a lot and leaves their hearts in the dust. a lot of girls never get over ryans. they have something about them. ryans play soccer, and have gorgeous green eyes, but their pupils are really big so you cant see them. ryan doesn't know how much he hurts people, but doesnt seem to see it. he also takes chinese. seems like he's never gotten hurt. needs a great girlfriend so he can learn to stop hooking up then leaving girls aching for him. ryan is one of my best friends and im really glad i know him. im also glad he hasnt screwed me over ;) id tell you to waste your time on this guy, because he's definitely worth fighting for.

tim: hey, whos that guy talking that girl up in chinese while juggling ron: dude. thats ryan. where have you been? tim: i wish i could roll like him man\!

Author: irish for life http://ryan.urbanup.com/4772536
33. (Ryan) (36↑, 8↓)
sexiest guy in the world , so smart & amazingly cute i love himmmm\! \<3

this guy is such a ryan.

Author: emilylovesryan\<3 http://ryan.urbanup.com/5260761
34. (Ryan) (34↑, 13↓)
The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He's the sweetest fella on the block. He's hella modest, & He will never admit to how great of a guy he is. Any girl would be lucky to have him. He's cute, funny, outgoing, js an all around amazing individual. He's down-to-earth & real. Ryan is perfect

My boyfriend's such a Ryan\! He's everything I could ask for.

35. (Ryan) (34↑, 15↓)
The love of my life. Someone that is willing to do anything for the girl he loves and that often times doesn't speak up in time to save himself the heartbreak of losing the girl that meant the most to him. Definitely someone worth giving everything to and showing off to everyone. The one that got away. 27

Ryan, I'm your girl... I will always be your girl.

36. (Ryan) (20↑, 4↓)
A very hot guy who is the sweetest person alive. He is everything you want and anything you can need.

Did you see that guy? Yeah\! He looks like a ryan.

Author: Youknowwhatitis12 http://ryan.urbanup.com/5745745
37. (Ryan) (21↑, 5↓)
The most amazing guy in the world. A man who could never be replaced. A guy who is sweet and charming and a person you can always count on.\<3

I love Ryan \<3

Author: seriolkiller http://ryan.urbanup.com/5732031
38. (Ryan) (20↑, 5↓)
The boy who i fell in love with instantly. Heart stealer. He is an amazing person and an even better boyfriend. He is greatly missed when he leaves and will always be loved by a certain girl. He is absolutely gorgeous and his eyes light up when he smiles. He makes everyone laugh and smile even in the worst mood. He makes someone feel like she's the only girl in the world that matters and she misses him more than words can describe. He is the most amazing person in the world \<3

Wow he's amazing, he must be a Ryan

39. (Ryan) (22↑, 8↓)
Ryan is a common name that originated from Ireland and means "Little King". When you first look at a Ryan, you don't know what to expect. They're easy to approach and not shy at all. When I first met my Ryan, I made the mistake of not getting to know him. Don't worry if you have made the same mistake, because it's never too late with them. With a wonderful sense of humor, calming voice, and easy to talk to attitude, nobody is ever dissatisfied with a Ryan. A Ryan knows a good person when he meets them, and even though he cares for a lot of people, he will only let special people get to know him. I was special enough, and a Ryan let me in. I have never had somebody who shows their love for me like a Ryan does. Ryan makes me feel like I'm more than just a person on this planet. He's super sweet and adorable. They are always willing to talk, and without Ryan's warm comforting presence I'd be lost. Go find yourself a Ryan. They come in many different shapes and sizes, but no matter the package, they will always make you happy. \<3

I love you Ryan, :3

Author: mycyanidegirl http://ryan.urbanup.com/5459569
40. (Ryan) (18↑, 8↓)
Ryan is nicest guy, but gets picked on way to much, if you know a Ryan don't be douche-bag to him, he is a cool guy if your friends with him your lucky. girls that know a Ryan hes a weirdo nice and is a very good friends but. he can get angry so teach him how to not get angry when some picks on this nerd

Ryan gives good advice nice can get angry a lot

41. (Ryan) (23↑, 13↓)
A Ryan is very attractive but usually burps a lot and waves it in your face. He also doesn't shave his face very often. Ryan's have muscular arms but they're very lazy and eat out a lot. Ryan's are usually very intelligent and musically inclined. Over all Ryan's are really really amazing boyfriends and they are always gentleman. A ryan knows how to treat a lady and they are good at picking out clothes and gifts. If you want a super awesome guy in your life, get a Ryan\! I love Ryan \<3

Girl 1: Oh my goodness, is that guy a Ryan? Girl 2: Of course\! Did you hear that burp?\!

Author: ThickMondays http://ryan.urbanup.com/5295931
42. (ryan) (83↑, 73↓)
somebody that acts like a 5 year old, regardless of their age

I know, right? even though he's 16 he acts like a ryan

43. (Ryan) (36↑, 28↓)
A tall, athletic guy with not TOO much to say. Plays baseball, basketball, football, just about anything & succeeds at all\! Very attractive & good looking, so he could be considered a flirt, which doesnt surprise much for his brown hair and olive toned complexion. Very loved by many, including his girlfriend(:

'Oh have you meet Ryan? He is super cool\!'

44. (Ryan) (14↑, 7↓)
A young man who can commonly be seen with Gingers from Europe.

I heard Ryan is dating that red-head.

45. (RYAN) (11↑, 4↓)
the name given to extremely hot boys inside movie theatres.

Friend: Ohmigawd, the ads were so long\! You: Yeah, I spent the whole time checking out this total Ryan.

46. (Ryan) (15↑, 9↓)
One of the hottest, funniest people you will ever meet. He sometimes can be a little awkward at first if he doesn't know a lot about girls. He'a freakin' awesome and a great dancer, even though he doesn't know it. Let me say it again: SUPER HOT. He is totally comfortable with his body. Uses Old Spice, he likes Fiji the best. He has amazing respect, and is modest. Extremely hilarious. He has the most beautiful, sexy eyes a boy could have, it's like he's looking right through you. You're lucky to be a part of his world. Overall, he just has a good heart.

Ryan: Your new best friend.

47. (Ryan) (7↑, 1↓)
Someone who is very easy to talk to, has a sense of humor, and knows a lot. He can either be your best friend or your enemy. He can be really nice or he can be a real jerk. Gets defensive sometimes. Has a few close friends, and a few that he's lost because of stupid things. He is great with getting people to like him, he's very cute. He's nice, sweet, funny, outgoing, and very handsome.

I was talking with Ryan earlier, he is soooo sweet\! My god he's so cute too, it's amazing how easy it is to talk to him\!

Author: tnatropmIenOoN(read backwards) http://ryan.urbanup.com/5810017
48. (Ryan) (24↑, 18↓)
Ryan is someone who would like to fuck anything but another man. He is okay looking and amazing at sex. Plus his dick is huge. To bad he likes to hit it then quit it, or he would be a good boyfriend.

I fucked a Ryan last night. It was so hot, but when I woke up he was already gone.

Author: hahsofunny79 http://ryan.urbanup.com/5078081
49. (Ryan) (6↑, 1↓)
The most amazing person you will ever meet. You'll be lucky to be his best friend. He's handsome, cute, has an amazing smile, and a great personality. He is always there for his friends. He will put a smile on your face when you are having a bad day or not. He is an attractive guy who loves music, and who is very athletic. Also, he is very protective. You will be even lucky to be the person he loves.

"I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend..." I love you Ryan. \<3

Author: luckyninjaxD http://ryan.urbanup.com/6148271
50. (Ryan) (7↑, 2↓)
I metrosexual male, that despite loving to go shopping, and enjoys girl things. But he is not gay, despite what people say\! Sweet, funny, caring and a great kisser. Although sometimes doubtful. He enjoys female company over male company, and has really soft hair.

I wish I had Ryan in my life.

Author: Gary Wang-a-lang http://ryan.urbanup.com/6063614
51. (Ryan) (5↑, 0↓)
The best boyfriend ever\!\!\! He has a good sense of humor and never admits it, but he can be really sweet. He cares a lot about his friends, although he doesn't show it much.

Ryan is so awesome\! He just gave me skittles\!

52. (Ryan) (7↑, 2↓)
the kind of person who never stops talking. You sometimes wish you could slap him, but you love him anyways. He eats everything he can gets his hands on. All in all, he is a very kind human being.

Girl: Ryan, shut the hell up.

Author: alycatluvszeganja http://ryan.urbanup.com/5801633
53. (Ryan) (14↑, 9↓)
Ryans are normally blonde and are known by girls as "adorable". their relationships are best with girls named amber and the relationships last for a long time. ryans are sweet, funny, and are very fun to be around\! their the life of the party\! if your a ryan and you ever meet an amber you should deffinitly get to know her\!

wow that guys so sweet and funny\! HES SUCH A RYAN\!

54. (Ryan) (4↑, 0↓)
A Ryan can usually be found at the local dive bar with a cue stick in one hand and a Corona in the other. They like to make friends and hang out with people, but sometimes they prefer to be alone. Ryans are a paradox; they are extremely outgoing, but they harbor a deep loathing for humanity. If a Ryan has a girlfriend, she will be amazing and not at all passive-aggressive. Ryans are cocky bastards who refuse to be wrong about anything, and don't like to be told what do. But all in all, Ryans are an okay bunch of fellas who just need a good swift kick every now and then.

See that guy over there holding the cue stick and downing his eighth Corona? Yeah, that's Ryan.

55. (Ryan) (5↑, 1↓)
The luckiest hottest guy in the world for having someone as amazing as the girl he has, he doesnt know how he got her, but he did, and it makes him really happy and reallly reallyy lucky because he gets to snuggle her tomorrow. and who knows.....shit happens :)

Ryan really really likes B.B.H

Author: lover boy 97 http://ryan.urbanup.com/5931665
56. (ryan) (7↑, 3↓)
a smart, and atheltic boy... he is very very attractive..has amazing arms and looks amazing in everything..can be a smart ass but nobody notices because he makes it funny...extremely popular..and very very very athletic.. probably can play any sport and excel at it especially football...

girl 1: look at ryan today he looks fine girl 2: yes he does sooo hottt

57. (Ryan) (5↑, 2↓)
Guy With a Giant Penis, very loving, awesome to hang out with, great sense of humor, and is a real ladies man

Ryan can get any chick in the bar

58. (Ryan) (2↑, 0↓)
The sweetest guy anyone will ever meet. Not only are Ryan's super attractive, he is also super kind, funny and caring. He has sexy abs and a wicked cute face. If you ever meet a Ryan on't let him go. All Ryan's are like different versions of Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gossling.

Alexis: Ugh he's cute, funny, sweet, sexy, smart kdjaskldj...I love him. Katie: he sounds like a total Ryan Alexis: he is[:

Author: Billy Fridays http://ryan.urbanup.com/6249486
59. (Ryan) (1↑, 0↓)
The most amazing guy in the world. He will always go out of his way to make you smile. Best Hug's EVER. He is kind and caring and is able to talk to anything in your life about and will always be there with you even when everyone walk's out on your life. He is my best friend in the whole wide world and nothing will ever change that. I love when you hold my hand and when you make me smile without even trying. I hope your reading this because deep down i think I might even be falling for you. :)

you- What's wrong? me: I talked to Ryan about it everything's better

Author: sunshine2015 http://ryan.urbanup.com/6365363
60. (Ryan) (1↑, 0↓)
An amazing guy who is tall, with blonde hair, and the most gorgeous blue eyes that anyone has ever seen. He always knows your tickle spots. He is a bit shy at first, but outgoing once you get to know him. He's romantic and loves to snuggle on the couch with a girl when he watches a movie. His favorite color is black. He is the best kisser. He sometimes does things for no reason and has a hard time admitting he's done something wrong, but when he comes around, it's worth it. If you find one, KEEP HIM. It will be worth it.

"Who is that amazingly sexy guy over there?" "Duh\! It's Ryan\!"

Author: PinkPanther13 http://ryan.urbanup.com/6310032
61. (ryan) (1↑, 0↓)
Ryan is incredible. there are no words to describe him. just looking at him will make you go insane. when you stare into his eyes, you become lost. he will make the most shy girls go out of their way just to get him to notice them. almost every girl he knows loves him. if you have the oppritunity to be his girl, take it. if you dont, you will live a life of sadness and regret. be careful with him though, he could easily crush your soul and hurt you horribly. seeing him with another girl will break your heart. take the chance while you have it. dont let his love go to another girl. it will hurt you every single day.

"Do you like Ryan?" (lying) "No..." "Well I heard he's gonna ask you out" "I will say no..." Two days later, he will hear about it and ask another girl out.

62. (Ryan) (17↑, 16↓)
A Ryan is often a male. It is an American name typically given to a Caucasion boy but sometimes given to a Black boy as well. If you are a black boy with the name Ryan, be proud your mother didn't give you a ghetto name. If you have the name Ryan, you are probably very short in height. A Ryan is often athletic and loves sports such as soccer. A Ryan is also very talented in the Fine Arts department. A Ryan is what you would call "A ladies Man." The name Ryan is often used in teenage movies to sterotype the popular jock of their High School. If you are a white boy that has the name Ryan, you are probably a man whore that loves to party and get drunk. You are the one that will always be seen dating the popular Cheerleaders. However, a white boy name Ryan can also be genuine and knows how to treat his ladies right. If you are a black boy that has the name Ryan, you probably come from an all white neighborhood and a lot of your friends are probably white and your best friend is probably an Asian. More than likely, you wear glasses and have/had braces. A Ryan in general is very funny and can be very sarcastic. They are very easy to get along with though and they are amazing listeners. A Ryan is often one of two things: A good eater or a good cooker.

Jimmy: Look mate, who's that short kid that's getting all the ladies? George: I don't know man but I heard he plays soccer. Jimmy: I heard he likes to cook. George: Yeah man\! Chicks dig a dude that can cook. Jimmy: Aw, I wish I can be like a [Ryan].

Author: bow-chica-wow-wow http://ryan.urbanup.com/5062670
63. (Ryan) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who is sweet and welcoming. He is really funny, and silly, so has a good sense of humor. Likes to joke around. Also has nice eyes.

Ryan

Author: Anonymous, Urban Dictionary http://ryan.urbanup.com/6349538
64. (Ryan) (0↑, 0↓)
The most wonderful of men, he is caring and sweet and quiet. He can make the whole room laugh, however, and is beast on the congas. He is polite and kind.

All the girls are in love with Ryan.

65. (Ryan) (0↑, 1↓)
Has floppy hair asian eyes and sausage fingers

Dear Ryan, I like your floppy hair and asian eyes sometimezZzxXxx

Author: \#don'ttreatmelikeacunt http://ryan.urbanup.com/6331758
66. (Ryan) (36↑, 39↓)
A man who loves to rape women, but can't because they all want to have sex with him of their own will. Every guy hates him, but only because they're really jealous of him.

Ryan: Bend over. I'm gonna rape you. Girl: Okay. Ryan: No, this is rape\! You can't agree to it\! Girl: Have you see Ryan today? He looks really hot. Girl's boyfriend: I'm going to kill him\!

Author: A_random_person http://ryan.urbanup.com/5095006
67. (Ryan) (1↑, 5↓)
A piece of shit person with no heart.

Ryan Williams.

Author: hu2grefjaklshdhjfah http://ryan.urbanup.com/6274765
68. (Ryan) (0↑, 4↓)
Souless Ranger.

Negative Nancy is another name for Ryan

69. (Ryan) (2↑, 6↓)
to consider cheating or to cheat on one's boyfriend/girlfriend

Why would you cheat on me?\! You little Ryan.

70. (Ryan) (2↑, 7↓)
the act of walking into a closed glass door

'Don't Ryan that door - it's closed'

Author: mailbox from back in the day http://ryan.urbanup.com/6078919
71. (Ryan) (35↑, 40↓)
Person who naps all the time, showers, and eats.

Ryan holds doors open.

Author: Straightenerrr http://ryan.urbanup.com/4962468
72. (Ryan) (4↑, 10↓)
A fat motherfucker who thinks he's the shit but it's all in his head. He's compensating for his tiny millimeter peter. He thinks he knows shit about music but doesn't. He always goes around tryin to play girls and almost always fails because he has no fucking game. A shitty friend and a horrible boyfriend. Besides he prolly already has a baby mama or two.

He already had two girlfriends? Wow...he pulled a Ryan.

Author: rockinitbatmanstyle http://ryan.urbanup.com/6244539
73. (Ryan) (2↑, 8↓)
Ryan, oh Ryan, I hope you got time. Hes a little cocksucker, little gylord, with a small penis, even dora couldnt explore his little dickface. His body looks like a twig, hes a little douche bag who needs to get a life. Hes a fucking asshole who hurts girls because hes a cocky ass bitch little cunt face. So Ryan, yeah, dont date that motherfucker. TAK THAT BITCH

That stupid ass is such a Ryan

74. (ryan) (2↑, 8↓)
a compulsive liar who thinks hes all that and likes tits and likes to be very freaky in the bed and is gay

jim: woah that ryan kid is so sexy i want to fuck him so badly ;) ryan: woah there extremely sexy guy thank you i appreciate that i would love to fuck you in the dick and fuck you so hard jim: ok lets go fuck right now \<3 ;)

75. (Ryan) (1↑, 7↓)
A Ryan is a [male] who is vary hot, normally has a really hot body, a great [personality], and is a man [whore]. He can brighten any one's day or ruin it. He's nice, kind, caring, vary protective over any one he truly loves, he can be a [smart-ass] and some times he can be cocky and or rude. But he is loved by lots of people. He is also vary athletic and musically.

girl1- "Did you see that Ryan walk by?" girl2- "Yeah, he's hot. I wounder how much he works out?" girl1- "Idk, but I've herd he has like 30 kid's." girl2- "He's such a man whore, but a really hot one at least."

76. (ryan) (0↑, 7↓)
to be obnoxiously smart, to the point of extreme annoyance.

After the teacher passed out the test, the [ryan] quickly finished it. "He annoys me so much in class, he's such a [ryan].

Author: miss maple muffin http://ryan.urbanup.com/5854756
77. (Ryan) (7↑, 14↓)
Usually, an attracitve and sensative guy. Makes the best friend, however, the worst boyfriend. The guy who will make you laugh and lead you on, then in the end will end up ignoring you or pushing you away. They are usually fun to be around and can make you easily fall for them, and they make you smile constantley. However much they mess up, you can never hold a grudge. They use this to their advantage, and end up wanting to stay just friends.

So I was talking to Ryan last night' 'Oh give it a week or so, he'll move on to someone else or decide you aren't right.

Author: justafriend80707 http://ryan.urbanup.com/5496027
78. (Ryan) (8↑, 15↓)
A confused gangster who shoots unstable niggers (which he may or may not call "Mondays"). He wears pink chonies especially when he is "going to the store" with his buddies. Do not let a Ryan look in the mirror too long or Pedro will possess his body. He adores his extremely hot girlfriend who is obsessed with him. Oh and his girlfriend is fucking awesome.

Ryan: looks in the mirror "damn\!" Laurel (hotter girlfriend): "i love you honey..." Ryan: "You love me? Go make me a sandwich\!" Laurel: "fuck you Pedro." Ryan: "... but i wuv you boo boo." Laurel: "OK\!\!\! :)"

Author: lololovesyou http://ryan.urbanup.com/5427462
79. (Ryan) (4↑, 12↓)
A complete douche bag who acts like he loves u and breaks ur heart then goes and lies while he sleeps around behind ur back a total loser watch out for this creep

Gosh i hope ur not another Ryan

Author: Bout as honest as they come :) http://ryan.urbanup.com/6039377
80. (Ryan) (0↑, 8↓)
A 'Tall' But not so tall, confused male. Who is commonly seen within bead shops... Fiddling with... beads... Often seen lolling on his bed, laughing uncontrollably to the point they are close to dying. Or itching. Or alternatively.. a bead creap.

" Oh look there's a Ryan\! "

Author: bEaStLiNg_11 http://ryan.urbanup.com/6039237
81. (Ryan) (13↑, 21↓)
Jesse Loves Ryan

Jesse loves Ryan

82. (Ryan) (1↑, 10↓)
Really smelly, stinks worse than anything on this planet.

that dog poop smells better than Ryan\!

Author: smelldetector http://ryan.urbanup.com/6174284
83. (Ryan) (1↑, 10↓)
A small but wide person who stands out from the crowd, he usually has a long, horse like, wide shaped head which connects straight to the shoulders looking like he has no neck. He will also remind people of the frog from the freddo chocolate bars. Extremely annoying and is capable of [skanking] anything of anyone. Has been traced back to a liver publican area and so shows through from his thieving behavior.

[OMG]\! Ryan just asked me for a fag AGAIN\! He's skanked 2 of me already\! and a £1

Author: drumandbassking http://ryan.urbanup.com/5909593
84. (Ryan) (0↑, 11↓)
A human, typically of the male gender who wishes his name was RICH, and wishes he could be more like Tommy. Usually very tall, dark haired and sexy this type of man prefers middle aged, jacked 1/2 Italian 1/2 Maltese guys. They probably will deny any gay relationship they have to try and act like a man in front of their big IRISH family.

I feel so bad for that kid over there. He's acting like a real big Ryan right now in front of his friends and family.

Author: Ryan's Lover http://ryan.urbanup.com/5956610
85. (Ryan) (0↑, 12↓)
A young little boy who is 3 feet tall and likes men but is too afraid to tell people. One day Ryan was playing in his closet when he found a gigantic bra at the back of his closet. He tried it on. He kept it as a secret from his family. Every night at 1 am, Ryan puts the bra on laughs in a really high pitched voice for one minute straight and goes to bed. Ryan is a very ugly try hard. When Ryan gets mad, he texts little girls saying "I'm done".

Your acting like a Ryan\!\! \>:o

Author: bobette wilfry http://ryan.urbanup.com/6060437
86. (Ryan) (222↑, 235↓)
A true ass O'G.. unstoppable. Most Ryan's are white, but their thug credentials transcend races and colors. Pisses wherever he wants.. and on women, to mark them. It is said that one can only become a Ryan through divine intervention. If a Ryan thought this to be true.. except no, he wouldn't... a Ryan believes in nothing higher than himself. Staring directly into his eyes is more harmful than staring at the Sun for 6 hours straight. The only thing soft about a Ryan is his heart... and never his dick. There are two things on a Ryan that are abnormally huge.. his heart.. and his cock. If a Ryan were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there... and it would arrive 1-2 days early. Fucks all day, cause he only fucks models. Claimed to have slept with the Virgin Mary.. however he maintains, "Dat baby don't look like me\!" They make steroids from his testosterone. Users have been known to reject the steroid and their insides liquify. The divinity of Ryan genes is not for mere mortals. It is said that Ryan eats gunpowder and shits C-4. Never lost a fight in his life.

Ryan looks like you want to look, and fucks like you wish you could fuck. To be a Ryan = To go hard. Ryan? Dat dude deadly dangerous.. watch out.. and let a nigga know to cross da street when he comin. Ay bitch, get ova here.. I'm Ryan, nice to meet you.. nice tits. (This line is immediately followed by sex so hard, the female usually blacks out at least twice and can't walk or sit down for 72 hours.)

Author: ryanMOapollo http://ryan.urbanup.com/4015225
87. (ryan) (2↑, 16↓)
n. 1) a person who regularly cock blocks 2) a person who is socially awkward and is thus considered to be a cock block

Everything was fine with me and (insert girls name here) until Charlie pulled a Ryan. I guess I'll have to drink this bottle of jack by myself.

88. (Ryan) (21↑, 36↓)
One who sits cross legged very femininely with a napkin on his lap when eating at restaurants.

Ryan sits like a girl with a napkin on his lap. His date even pulled the chair out for him haha and Ryan says that chivalry is dead.

89. (Ryan) (7↑, 24↓)
An over obsessed lover, will pretend to do ridiculous things to get attention of lover. An ex straight edge emo kid that tried to preach his beleifs on others and pretty much everything to the essential name emo. A scum bag who obviously now tries to hard to be cool by making fun of people on fb who actually gave a shit about him back in the day until he decided to cross the line. A lier that denies everything he did to cross that line.

"LET GO RYAN"- a common phrase by women

Author: NH1/1andnumerosoccasions http://ryan.urbanup.com/5424303
90. (Ryan) (16↑, 34↓)
Ryan is a guy who is kind and sweet but has got some stuff to figure out. if u wanna go super slow he is ur guy. hes super strange and super smart.

Hm... what about ryan?

91. (Ryan) (12↑, 35↓)
A jackass who has absolutely NO respect for women and tells them to suck his d*** even tho we all kno he doesn't have one. He only dates girls becuz he knows he can get some from them. People think he is hot but he is rly a short douchebag with no morals..

Girl 1: Ryan is soo hot Girl 2: Bitch i oughta slap u right now... he will only go out with you becuz he wants that cherry pie of yours

92. (Ryan) (3↑, 27↓)
Ryan - Offten used to describe a faggot. -Likes to chase little kids and contiue creeping people who he cant get. -likes it up the ass. -creeps anyone. -looks stupid.

OMG did you see that kid? he is such a ryan\! FUCK OFF DUDE YOU ARE SUCH A RYAN\! OMG that kid is such a creep. what a ryan

Author: shovitupyoassnig http://ryan.urbanup.com/5701672
93. (Ryan) (6↑, 31↓)
He likes boys and is very fond of fondling testacles with his tongue while the guy cums all over his forhead. He prefers to do this and many other disturbing acts with his best freind hunter.

Ryan loves hunters dick.

Author: Sadams left nut http://ryan.urbanup.com/5537659
94. (Ryan) (8↑, 33↓)
a piece of shit person. that is two faced crooked teeth bitch; also can give undoubting love but throws i in your face in the end. knows how to treat a lady but his attitude is bad and his temper is waayyy to short to bein any relationship; buggs the shit out of u with "i love yu n miss u still" after ur broken up.

man ryan will never change and stop being a poor sport

95. (ryan) (12↑, 38↓)
Ryan is a name for some one who is wimpy. He had little chicken legs.

Dude, those chicken's leg's look like Ryan's\!

96. (Ryan) (27↑, 55↓)
a huge douchebag

He is a ryan

97. (ryan) (8↑, 38↓)
Usually a pathetic excuse for a man; one who tricks, manipulates others and is cruel to the 968r468757th power.

hey what is that kid's name? he looks like a tool ooo his name is ryan

98. (Ryan) (375↑, 406↓)
The most awesome guy in the world, the epitome of perfection. The real mack daddy, he'll make you cream your jeans\! A true man of the world.

Look at that dude with all those fine-ass chicks...he's a true Ryan.

Author: I wish I was a Ryan http://ryan.urbanup.com/1610051
99. (Ryan) (20↑, 52↓)
A synonym for fail. Also the biggest fail in existence.

Ryan Ross.

100. (ryan) (6↑, 39↓)
the biggest douche bag on the planet. refurse to himself as G-UNIt but is massivly gay and wears toms the stupidest shoe ever and extremely short shorts and is rude to girls and never had a girlfriend only boyfriends cuz hes extremely gay (even tho i love gay guys, just not him) :P and blames his medicine for his problems

"Ew, theres ryan" if u hear that u know hes coming

101. (ryan) (21↑, 54↓)
complete jack-ass, childish, stupid, plays with yu-gi-oh even though he's in high school, plays with action figures and barbies (seriously i am not kidding), has some creapy dandruff issue but not on his head but on his skin, is completly and utterly gay, is about as strait as a pretzel, dresses like he is color blind (no seriously he looked like a pumpkin on top and puke on the bottom), spits when he talks, drools but not just in his sleep in the day too, is friends with a creepy but stupid stalker, and as i said before GAY.

girl1: who is that guy? is he taken? girl2: that is Ryan and ya he is. he's with [james] girl1: oh so he's bisexual? girl2: no he is [gay]

Author: LiveLoveAndNeverLie http://ryan.urbanup.com/5191725
102. (Ryan) (57↑, 90↓)
Manwhore, pothead, who never texts back and laughs if he breaks up with you usually over text messages. LOVES CATS druggie who may or may not admit it, hates hookers, and home wreakers\! he will like girls who wear way too much makeup. But a hypocrite.

Girl 1: Ah I hooked up with Ryan last night\! Girl 2: But he's my boyfriend?\! Girl 1: Oh you didn't get his text? Girl 2: No he stopped after three messages\! Girl 1: Sorry he was busy getting high and I doing my makeup\!

Author: bitch ass foo5 http://ryan.urbanup.com/4794463
103. (Ryan) (12↑, 48↓)
A fat kid who cannot run up stairs. Or move very much.

Ryan - *breathing heavily* Alex - "What did you just walk up the stairs?"

Author: AlexthePlatypus http://ryan.urbanup.com/5059204
104. (ryan) (429↑, 465↓)
the best person in the whole wide world and is a straight up G\!

Ryan is the best.

105. (Ryan) (132↑, 177↓)
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Super smart, organized, caring, loving, dedicated, emotional, etc. An awesome baseball player, great student, amazing person, and even better boyfriend. One of a kind. ;) anyone to let this one go is just stupid...as close to perfect as you could ever get. I love you and can't wait for our future. :)

I love Ryan.

106. (Ryan) (26↑, 78↓)
An egomaniacal, cocky bastard who is a complete waste. He uses his so-called "good looks" and self-assured charm to trick the most amazing girls in both body and mind into falling for him and not the guys who actually deserve them. Some say he's a genius, some know he's a snake in the grass ready to strike. Always ready with a witty/smart-ass comment to any possible situation thrust his way, which gets very annoying. Also known for taking girls who were already spoken for or were in happy relationships with guys who deserved them. He's a can of prick wrapped in sexy.

Girl: Oh my God, look at him.. He's so hot. Guy: No, you want to steer clear of him. He's a real Ryan. Guy 1: Hey, so I just got this watch that tells me what the weather will be like. Guy 2: Really? How's it work? Guy 1: You put it on your wrist. -walks away- Guy 2: What a Ryan.

107. (Ryan) (19↑, 72↓)
a short, irritating person that makes bad joke that he himself laughs at. not in any way the life of the party. Often scares away any and all women near him.

He's such a Ryan. omg i can't believe that Ryan\!

108. (Ryan) (10↑, 65↓)
A Ryan can most easily be identified by the texture of his hair-despite the fact that he normally denies it, it really does look and feel like a horse's mane. He often has an uncontrollable urge to pelvic thrust during every action of his day, especially when in the presence of women. These women, according to his inner most wants and desires, have at least one kid, are pregnant, or chunky. Do not be fooled by his common late night "quests", they are actually an attempt to cover up is real late night adventures. These adventures appeal to him because they deal with sluts, sluts, and more sluts. Be careful, sometimes a Ryan will style his hair, so the best way to spot him is look for his long tube socks that suggest he must have really really REALLY skinny legs. But a Ryan can also be a pretty cool guy, you just have to get over all the other things that he does in the beginning. P.s. Don't let him touch you with his witchy fingers.

Hot Mama: Hey, is that a Ryan? Ugly Chick: Oh ya\! That's my main man. He is definetly a Ryan, his hair scratches your face sooo smoothly.

109. (Ryan) (8↑, 63↓)
To make a short, simple car trip into an unnecessarily long and complicated one.

Normally it takes 5 min to get to the shops, but Dave Ryanned it up and it took 40 min.

110. (Ryan) (21↑, 79↓)
A guy who will break your heart. A lier and a cheater..Don't waste your time with him.

Girl 1: Oh\! Did you hear? I'm going out with ryan\! Heart Broken Girl: ...You will regret it. Trust me.

Author: \</3NoLonger http://ryan.urbanup.com/4794355
111. (ryan) (13↑, 72↓)
a huge faggot, tool, or otherwise douchey person who is annoying and talks way too much.

Wow, your being sooo ryan today.

Author: thatoneguy1337 http://ryan.urbanup.com/5009183
112. (ryan) (25↑, 84↓)
a fucking asshole who needs to get a damn life. he's a loser and a loner. always talking shit about people hes jeaslous of. brakes girls hearts and then just doesnt give a fuck about it. then goes around and flirts with other girls right in front of her just to get her jealous

girl1: hey did you her about ryan and that girl? girl2: oh yeah i heard he boke her heart. girl3: well he doesnt seem to care much with all his flirting?

113. (Ryan) (18↑, 79↓)
Common SLANG for penis cheese. Often sucked off when he washes properly. Ryan: Suck my dick baby I'll love you forever. Oh yeah that feels so good\! Chick 1: MMMM Fumunda cheese. With a tad bit of poop. MMMM Ryan: Thanks bitch I've had better.

[fumundacheese][average][penis][pimp][lonely][suffrage][Ryan]

114. (Ryan) (32↑, 95↓)
A very ugly teenage boy that looks like a girl. A Ryan is someone who you are embarrassed to be seen with or associated with. Being called a Ryan is a huge insult.

"Oh my god that kid is so disgusting looking." "Yuck he's such a Ryan." "Hey who's that girl with your sister over there?" "That's her boyfriend...He's a Ryan." "......Oh"

115. (ryan) (12↑, 78↓)
A stupid, cheating, dumbass\!

I kissed a ryan even though he has a gf\!

Author: rachyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy http://ryan.urbanup.com/4892066
116. (Ryan) (125↑, 197↓)
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea. Other definitions are thought to be: Tao Chi The Great Spirit Chuck Norris Energy Infinity Sublime ect. Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Ryan, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God) cannot even withstand the magnitude of Ryan. The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Ryan cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Ryan is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Ryan is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Ryan is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Ryan resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Ryan is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Ryan have failed.

Ryan. Nothing else can describe him.

Author: PalindromemordnilaP http://ryan.urbanup.com/3908866
117. (Ryan) (20↑, 93↓)
Big lovable guy\! Enjoys frequenting fast food emporiums. Loves to dance, but grinds on the ladies too much... Can never seem to find appropriate clothes to wear. Sexuality questionable?? Refers to himself as "Mr Fix It". Loves confrontation, knockin heads, and always has a BIG ego\!\! Possibility of erectile dysfunction, but claims to have an enormous package. The party is always at his place and sometimes in his pants\!\! He is quite the music enthusiast\!\! Claims to be a workaholic, but in reality doesn't really do shit\!\! Give this guy a bottle of bleach though, and he will turn anything white\!\!

I wanna take a huge hot dump on Ryan's chest\!

Author: squishypanties http://ryan.urbanup.com/4565265
118. (Ryan) (400↑, 476↓)
1. This man is the most perfect boyfriend. he's sweet, awesome at drumming and film making, and is a wnderful kisser. 2. True thug ass motha fucka. carries a sling shot everywhere. only tru thugs carry sling shots

1. "Ryan and Zinovia look so cute together" 2. "yo, watch out for that nigga Ryan, hes dangerous\!"

119. (Ryan) (12↑, 92↓)
A stunning man with a love of dead hamsters who haunt lady boys. They enjoy a nice set of baws and have great appreciation of hitler. Ryan's are also prone to early menopause and generally peak at the age of 17, thus causing a very dusty vagina hole usually smelling of haddock. Ryan's also enjoy a nice cock and a good teabagging.

Mary: 'why is it so dusty in here?' Frank: 'ryan just opened his legs' Mary: 'i think im going to sneeze'

Author: Da Beast Bawz http://ryan.urbanup.com/4659595
120. (Ryan) (28↑, 108↓)
noun: A person in existence with a unibrow and no pinky toes. Ryans generally exhibit erratic behavior, including Mirror and Tourettes Syndromes, intense random muscle spasms, Narcolepsy, and shreiking. They tend to prefer fried spiders and government clean rooms, and usually dislike water and the color persimmon. Some Ryans have been known to frequently wet themselves at the sight of 1996 Toyota Corollas, flies, manboobs, and wicker chairs. Also, Ryans tend to be allergic to toothpaste and nostalgia. If confronted by a Ryan, the recommended procedure is flirting in an Egyptian accent and making empty promises while polka dancing and avoiding eye contact and feeding him seaweed.

You can never trust a Ryan in his natural habitat. It is not safe to pronounce "Ryan" as "Ree-ann".

Author: i'm friggin amazing http://ryan.urbanup.com/4555605
121. (Ryan) (31↑, 114↓)
A really funny guy , who you never expect to make you laugh. Hes really lazy and makes other people get stuff for him. He saids his dick is big , but its a lie so don't believe him. Hes a pretty chilled out kid though. Don't mess with him he will hurt you.

Me: Is that Ryan? Friend: Yeah hes really lazy

122. (ryan) (103↑, 194↓)
ryan is the sweetest boy you could ever meet.hes a flirt but dont get your hopes up too soon.he might like you but he will hide his feelings away from you till he knows you like him back...why cant i listen to my own advice?

my crush,the person i wake up and go to school just to see. person 1:"so thats that ryan then" person 2:2"yeah i think i love him" person 3:"wait make sure he likes you back otherwise this will fall to peices" person 2:"hey thats not nice\!" person 1:"well he is a flirt..."

Author: NA\! thats all i can say. http://ryan.urbanup.com/3804745
123. (Ryan) (13↑, 106↓)
A male that is normally drawn to racing, cage fighting, and other male sports that he can watch to help him get an erection. Also might have more than one non-working vehicles and one that will only run if push started. With all of this combined, a Ryan is normally a homosexual in nature and really, really really loves the cock.

"My God, why is he such a Ryan"

Author: 1whoknowsall http://ryan.urbanup.com/4589232
124. (ryan) (19↑, 113↓)
A fag like pussy who has a tiny penis who annoys older siblings.

hey... look at that hid annoying that adult...what a ryan

Author: bobbbbbbbbwer5weiuiy http://ryan.urbanup.com/4662519
125. (Ryan) (114↑, 208↓)
Ryan is extremely buff and known to break down walls and bench people for fun.

"Dude did you see Ryan last night?\! He broke down the fcking wall because no one had a key\!"

126. (Ryan) (87↑, 184↓)
A Professional at the subject of Life, Ryan is awesome. quick with the ladies, and quick to move on, he has an 11 incher and it is always loaded. He is a noble Gangster who shoots unstable niggers and has little remorse. listens to all kinds of music. can be found driving, working on cars, shooting guns, eating, etc. has awesome friends, who are bad ass and drive bad ass fast cars. Syn.: Awesomeness

[1:Ryan is awesome] [2:OMG i just orgasmed at the sound of his name]

Author: the pounder himself http://ryan.urbanup.com/3900142
127. (Ryan) (170↑, 268↓)
The most amazing guy u will ever meet. he is always there for u no matter what. he can be short most of the time a "Ryan" is. But he is very smart, hot, nice, sweet, and awesome at sports. A "Ryan" loves to play sports.

Man,i wish I was a Ryan\!

Author: Jo.1234567890 http://ryan.urbanup.com/3711868
128. (Ryan) (149↑, 250↓)
Ryan is the love of my life and the only person i want to spend forever with. \<\<33 Forever and Ever Baby

Ryan will you marry me?

Author: JessicaBabydoll http://ryan.urbanup.com/2384775
129. (ryan) (25↑, 129↓)
a two-timing faggot who always gets what he wants. he cheats on his girlfriends and doesnt get caught.

person 1: "woa. did you see (insert name here) yesterday?" person 2: "yeah. he pulled a ryan"

Author: michael_angelo_89 http://ryan.urbanup.com/4461840
130. (Ryan) (77↑, 182↓)
The best man you will ever meet. He is a very good ladies man with like all of his class and he has a very nice dick. Ryan is the shit, and Kari is a book worm freak that is a lesbian.

Ryan is the nicest guy you will ever meet\!

Author: Straight up G' http://ryan.urbanup.com/3780011
131. (Ryan) (26↑, 133↓)
Short person. Loud. Annoying. And vertically challenged.

Ryan- "IM NOT SHORT\!\!\!" (he's 4'11")

Author: theinformer\!\!\! http://ryan.urbanup.com/4428129
132. (Ryan) (20↑, 128↓)
A homosexual slur, derogatory in nature. Intended for ridicule. Synonymous with gay, faggot, and other homosexual slurs

"Did you know that kid that jerks off to his [Xbox] all day?" "Yea that kid is such a Ryan"

133. (Ryan) (266↑, 376↓)
Ryan is somewhat of an angelic creature with vury nice teeth :D. he smells fabulous. he smells like angels descended from above and graciously pissed on his wardrobe for a feirce, but inviting smell. usually, loves food. and always falls for "not so tall" asians with a cute smile.

Ryan................

Author: ryan did nots write this ;) http://ryan.urbanup.com/3290459
134. (ryan) (83↑, 199↓)
the most unexplainable person you will meet who thinks he is different than "most guys" but isn't except for the fact that there is no way to describe what it is about him that hooks you or repulses you, he cares for all his friends the same which makes it hard for you to feel like your special to him at all instead of just another friendly face, he gives great sounding advice with his fancy words but it never actually helps, he may be a liar and like all typical people and think he is better than everyone and never admit it, but he is the most trustworthy person no matter what, he has many imperfections and never notices the people who hate them the most are the ones who still love him

imperfectly perfect ryan

Author: BucketheadMasta http://ryan.urbanup.com/3648420
135. (Ryan) (194↑, 313↓)
the act of being so fucking metal to the point of pure brutality.

shit dude that was so fucking ryan\!

136. (ryan) (218↑, 337↓)
boy with a nice tan......

that guy has a great ryan\!

Author: spunkchick14 http://ryan.urbanup.com/1313466
137. (Ryan) (59↑, 183↓)
A male that sometimes doesn't need to work for his skills, yet is generally natural. He is an easily obsessed person, usually with computer games. Although he is a layed back and calm character. He is funny and unique. He a person who sometimes isn't good at handling an inside joke.

You didn't deserve to win that race, you barely trained\! Your suck a Ryan\!

138. (Ryan) (92↑, 219↓)
The plural for the term Ryan, which means, The most Gangsta ass Nigger that ever lived. (even tho i is white, and I mean really white kinda like snow)

Man you be trippin if you think dat Ryan is uncool, maaaan i outta smack you silly G.

Author: xXRoNXxWarriors \<Xbox Gamertag http://ryan.urbanup.com/3566190
139. (Ryan) (59↑, 208↓)
Often a boy, but can be a girl. When using the word 'Ryan' to refer to a member of the femal gender, one is usually refering to a hottie that runs her mouth. She's got brains and wit, but she'll grab your insecurities and run 'em up a flag pole for everyone to know. Watch out. She's bossy.

Person: Ryan, I think I'm a whore Ryan: Yes, you are. Person: Really? Ryan: Hey Billy, my friend's a slut. Tell her she's pretty and she'll be all yours in a second. Person: She's right.

Author: Ryan The Girl....Duh http://ryan.urbanup.com/3163295
140. (ryan) (31↑, 182↓)
1. (slang) mogley or king of the jungle; one who has an abnormal amount of pubic hair like a forest 2. bad starer

Dude, are you a ryan cuz u got a forest down there\!

141. (Ryan) (47↑, 201↓)
Rebooting a server for no good reason.

Couldn't figure out what was wrong with the server, so I Ryan'd that mofo.

Author: cheesemonkey12 http://ryan.urbanup.com/3845304
142. (Ryan) (44↑, 206↓)
A doucher who does not know what time management is. Also fails at meeting time requirements.

Dude, you're such a fukin Ryan.

143. (Ryan) (27↑, 190↓)
An extremely short individual, who is commonly referred to as both a [fairy], and an overall [bigot], primarily insulting individuals of Mexican descent. It is also common for them to suffer under the grandeur of being a [pirate] or [gangsta].

He just got destroyed by his classmates for being a total Ryan.

Author: NoCreativity http://ryan.urbanup.com/3627826
144. (Ryan) (45↑, 210↓)
that asshole. comes up with ridiculous assumptions and makes retarded statements. Refers to things as excellent ideas and perfect.

Ryan your such an asshole.

Author: that_asshole http://ryan.urbanup.com/3602297
145. (ryan) (45↑, 210↓)
a person who acts like a flying fuck

The dumbshit who poked me in the ass is a ryan.

Author: Ryanthefaithfuljew http://ryan.urbanup.com/2340061
146. (Ryan) (36↑, 206↓)
ryan is a name for someone with a square head. he often has an unusually small penis and has to 'decornerise' every 3 days. he does this by using a nail file against his head. ryan is also a GIRLS name, which suits this boy im talking about. ryan is a fat slob, and doesnt have a sense of humour. ryan has man boobs. (:

ryan came to school today, and people shouted SQUAREHEAD ryan is a complete twatface and dickhead.

147. (ryan) (34↑, 204↓)
a guy that you would think would never cheat but then does he thinks hes better than everyone but really has a small freckly dick. he likes to break girls hearts and is a big homo

that guy broke my heart and cheated on me, he must be a ryan

Author: courtneyvoohage http://ryan.urbanup.com/3453974
148. (Ryan) (30↑, 204↓)
Big fags who enjoy sucking on the penis they like licking dick and enjoy rubbing gingers, they are usually bags of shit who are you damn ugly you want to cry

Omg that person is ugly he is so RYAN\!

149. (Ryan) (36↑, 210↓)
A random Jew you might meet on the street smoking tea leaves and listening to Vanilla Ice. He's a computer nerd who enjoys slicing n00b's throats then stringing them up by their toes. This particular sub-breed of human possesses a sexifullness that has been hitherto unachieved by mankind.

Woah, dude...he's totally RYAN\!

150. (Ryan) (39↑, 214↓)
[Ryan] Verb: To be a Bag of douche/Queer/faggot

"dude, that guy is such a Ryan"

Author: Durka durka 1354 http://ryan.urbanup.com/3538550
151. (ryan) (49↑, 225↓)
A NAME FOR A BOY WITH A SQUARE HEAD AND A SMALL PENIS. HE DOESNT TREAT PEOPE WELL,AND HAS NO FRIENDS ALSO DISLIKE TO SHOP CALLED QUBE. ALSO A NAME FOR SOMETHING GAY\!

charlotte langdown : he such a gay twat simon: no, thats ryan

152. (Ryan) (33↑, 210↓)
A Creepy pedophile who likes asking for pictures of young teens usually male preforming seductive poses naked. This arouses him giving him a boner.

Ryan: Can i get naked pictures of you? William: ryan is so gay William: see William: proof everyone Ryan: og cmon *\!Ryan: oh* Ryan: jsut send the mnaked to me Ryan: you posing Ryan: with your dick in hand Ryan: and your mouth open William: wow William: ihate you

153. (Ryan) (26↑, 204↓)
He is a total weed head whose life revolves around marijuana he is an annoying fucker who can't stick with a girl because he is so fucken ugly he looks like DUMBO. He needs to find some friends becuase the ones he thinks he has are really not his friends. SO GET A LIFE YOU UGLY MOTHER FUCKER.

"Where is Ryan?" asks \#1 "Smoking weed\! Duh" says \#2

154. (ryan) (23↑, 201↓)
ryan is a person who sucks at video games( call of duty 4 and halo 3) and yet tries to be as cool as that kid sam who is so cool that his massivly large penis is uncontrollably cumming everywhere

wow ryan sucks at video games. sams so cool though. his dicks huge\!

155. (ryan) (54↑, 232↓)
(n.) person who pees everywhere

Hey Emily, Ryan Pees Everywhere, Sista\!

156. (Ryan) (18↑, 197↓)
A lesbian who desperatly needs a bra. And, she has freaky eyebrows. Also, her eyes are really big and pop out when she wears her contacts. She has this crusty stuff on her eyelids and the skin on her ear is brown and flaky. She cannot be original so she copies people. Ryan also is a compulsive liar. This does not apply to all Ryans.

WOW\! I cannot believe Ryan copied R.B. again\!

Author: ahahahahhahahhahahahahaha http://ryan.urbanup.com/3936086
157. (ryan) (35↑, 215↓)
very very fat person who likes to eat chicken and will beg for food at any point in time... he is a faget and has a chicken pen hahahaha u suck ryan

wow thats ryan

158. (Ryan) (77↑, 259↓)
cock·y - arrogant; pertly self-assertive; conceited

Ryan: He walked in with a cocky air.

159. (ryan) (22↑, 218↓)
a ryan is generally a slang term for a toilet or lavatory. although in the same way that words such as shit or fuck can be used in many different wways, so can ryan.. examples are below

that guy is a total ryan = that guys is a total fuck head omg look its ryans best friend = omg look its that kid whos got no friends hey isnt that guy ryan = hey isnt that guy a total fuck head who takes ur only opportunity to see a hell good band to tell u in person that he cant do anythign that night cause his mummy is too protective.... what?

Author: ryanisafatblob http://ryan.urbanup.com/3315112
160. (Ryan) (223↑, 424↓)
a shitfaced ass motherfucker who never gives up at eatin sandwhichs nd is beast at beerpong. And hates being fingered by girls nd will punch them in the face if necessary. But is also a very horny bastard

Ryan was beasting at beerpong Ryan was o shitfaced Ryans horny

161. (Ryan) (30↑, 232↓)
a male which looks like he has down-syndrome and has serious difficulty riding a bicycle. also who is an internet pussey

RYAN ROSE is a very good example of this

162. (Ryan) (36↑, 241↓)
Faggot

Why do you always have to be a Ryan and touch little boys?

Author: jared hankey http://ryan.urbanup.com/3304077
163. (ryan) (50↑, 262↓)
a big baby faced douche bag that usually cries about how he cant get any vagina. This person also loves to get it analy and is very aggressive towards others that have a bigger penis than his baby ass self has. Including to the baby face, he also has a baby dick, lol. He likes to wrestle, due to the fact that he does this cause he likes to wrestle around with other sweaty guys and then gives them a kiss for his victory on the lips. this name seriously refers to the biggest baby-faced homo ever\!\!\!\!\!\!

That guy is totally gay, cuz his name is Ryan.

Author: all that remains http://ryan.urbanup.com/3346057
164. (ryan) (64↑, 279↓)
to whine, all the time.

See that kid over there? He won't stop ryaning about how he has no friends.

165. (Ryan) (49↑, 278↓)
A man whose world revolves around his penis, girls he dates don't know whether they or coming or going. Most Ryans are usually found with a distinctive smell of cheese coming from their pants, girls who are unlucky enough to get in them discover he has started his own dairy shop

Girl 1: Did you get in Ryan's pants? Girl 2: Yes unfortunatly, he has a whole range of cheese in there\!

166. (Ryan) (79↑, 312↓)
when michael jacksons penis is in your mouth and then in your asshole as another gay guy is giving you spankings. Then a transvestite pours hot candle wax all over your body.

damn look at that nigga getting ryaned.

167. (Ryan) (81↑, 330↓)
the biggest douche bag usually associated with the mass use of marijuana usually very un responsible while doing so. brings weed to school. and repeditivly says "no no no no no" in a pot head mannor. Makes out with their best guy friend while not under the influence of ANY substance while in a commited relationship with a WOMAN and denies it. then fucks trashy girls on park benches.

Dude dont be such a Ryan

168. (ryan) (149↑, 405↓)
A complete and total idiot that thinks he has a very false impression of self, generally someone that thinks he is much smarter/better looking than he actually is.

Wow, that guy is such a Ryan. He thinks he's so smart, but he's actually a moron.

Author: superubergenius http://ryan.urbanup.com/2916486
169. (ryan) (122↑, 401↓)
an elephant looking man.skinny and sometimes annoying.

that guy is quite ryan looking.

Author: the elephant locater http://ryan.urbanup.com/2950608
170. (Ryan) (80↑, 374↓)
a fagget who is a bitch and cant get with a girl

Lady-That kid is such a ryan.

Author: earl the pearl1234q2456342234r324324 http://ryan.urbanup.com/3090308
171. (ryan) (169↑, 473↓)
A Ryan is a Penis Kid

Ryan has a huge head and very curly hair and thinks he has a thing for the ladies but is really bicurious.

172. (ryan) (75↑, 399↓)
an infamous commenter on funnyjunk. He comments gay and racist comments on almost every picture, video, and game. He usually talks about fucking john,also an infamous commenter, and hates a person named roxy.

Person 1: Man I hate Ryan he's a faggot. Person 2: What are talking about he rules. He's funny as hell. Person 3: Ryan for president Person 1: You can all fuck your selves. Ryan : Go fuck yourself I rule and i love John

173. (Ryan) (54↑, 389↓)
An obvious error made, usually when working. Often results in "Quick Question"

"That was such a ryan"

174. (Ryan) (97↑, 552↓)
A popular name, through out the United States, though when used to discribe someone, one whom is a "Ryan" is generally/usually an overweight boy, with rosey cheeks, he may have some sort of emotional attachment to his mother, and he also may live in Los Angolas, New York, or Denver. He might be very funny, but possibly very annoying. If his last name ends with an A, you're defently dealing with a Ryan, whom comes from the the family, they orginate in North Carolina

wow he's Ryan for sure\!

Author: Billy Fredrickson http://ryan.urbanup.com/2671434
175. (ryan) (370↑, 908↓)
faggot. someone who likes men. not women.

Ryan G. is a faggot.

Related: gay, fag, sex, dick, awesome, penis, homo, sexy, ass, hot, cool, amazing, bitch, funny, lol, cock, love, poop, the, douche, fuck, pussy, faggot, jon, seacrest, brendon, asshole, loser, ross, girl, homosexual, shit, vagina, balls, fat, jake, jew, retard, sam, ugly
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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